The Eleventh

They wont give me a cubicle because ...

They are afraid I'll ask for a window ....

The Tenth

They wont give me a cubicle because ...


Using the service-trolley as a canoe through the "piranha-infested-waters" is no way up the corporate ladder ..

The Ninth

They wont give me a cubicle because ...


.. pretending that you are the Cookie-monster whilst sitting in the recycling bin is no way to make friends..

The Eight

They wont give me a cubicle because ....

..riding Rodeo on the new funky office chairs is strictly prohibited..

The Seventh Reason

They wont give me a cubicle because..

.. rearranging the cubicles to resemble the Minotaur Labyrinth, and then offering the guide them to the "Bull-ring" is not appreciated.

The Sixth Reason

(For Dijana)

They wont give me a cubicle because ...
..apparently thumb-tacks are meant to be shared through the office, and NOT used as decoration.

The Fifth

They dont want to give me a cubicle because

..apparently it's NOT funny to use the last toilet-paper in the ladies loo..

The Fourth

They wont give me a cubicle because...

..speedbumps in the office, though highly effective, is equally prohibited..

The Third

They wont give me a cubicle because..


... apparently the office peacock is NOT an endangered species

The Second

They wont give me a cubicle because..

..they are afraid of my awesome puppetshow

The First

I cant have a cubicle because...It is written .. she who controls the watercooler and the stapler,
is Supreme Ruler of the office