<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117</id><updated>2011-11-27T23:41:35.594Z</updated><category term='sumo suit'/><category term='paper'/><category term='recycle'/><category term='cubicle'/><category term='chair'/><category term='office'/><category term='elevator'/><category term='thumbtack'/><category term='speed bump'/><category term='recycling'/><category term='i'/><category term='peacock'/><category term='labyrinth'/><category term='prohibited'/><category term='infested'/><category term='canoe'/><category term='being'/><category term='reason'/><category term='lift'/><category term='cookie'/><category term='prianah'/><category term='toilet paper'/><category term='water'/><category term='monster'/><category term='no'/><category term='window'/><category term='minotaur'/><category term='printer'/><category term='mona lisa'/><category term='mummy'/><category term='pins'/><category term='cubicle reason puppetshow'/><category term='pin'/><category term='thumb tack'/><category term='watercooler'/><category term='rodeo'/><category term='have'/><category term='puppetshow'/><category term='friends'/><title type='text'>The Reason Being..</title><subtitle type='html'>They wont give me a cubicle because ...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-2561819481493560224</id><published>2009-09-28T16:25:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-09-28T16:28:58.534Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='office'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sumo suit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elevator'/><title type='text'>The Twelth</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; They wont give me a cubicle because..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SsDjlHl0urI/AAAAAAAAACw/QlSuPo5i2x0/s1600-h/sumo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SsDjlHl0urI/AAAAAAAAACw/QlSuPo5i2x0/s400/sumo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386555381167471282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wearing a "sumo-suit" on casual Friday is'nt deemed considerate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-2561819481493560224?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/2561819481493560224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/09/twelth.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/2561819481493560224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/2561819481493560224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/09/twelth.html' title='The Twelth'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SsDjlHl0urI/AAAAAAAAACw/QlSuPo5i2x0/s72-c/sumo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-6352496464495029127</id><published>2009-03-24T13:42:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-03-24T13:45:24.541Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='have'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='window'/><title type='text'>The Eleventh</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Scjjgt0e1MI/AAAAAAAAACo/cp-kJTEetsI/s1600-h/tenth.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Scjjgt0e1MI/AAAAAAAAACo/cp-kJTEetsI/s400/tenth.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316749511305909442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They are afraid I'll ask for a window ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-6352496464495029127?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/6352496464495029127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/eleventh.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/6352496464495029127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/6352496464495029127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/eleventh.html' title='The Eleventh'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Scjjgt0e1MI/AAAAAAAAACo/cp-kJTEetsI/s72-c/tenth.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-8493627970362726556</id><published>2009-03-23T13:35:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-03-23T13:47:31.930Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infested'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='water'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='canoe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prianah'/><title type='text'>The Tenth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SceQ4_LpC1I/AAAAAAAAACg/qCFFHSQpFMA/s1600-h/eleventh.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SceQ4_LpC1I/AAAAAAAAACg/qCFFHSQpFMA/s400/eleventh.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316377193841494866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Using the service-trolley as a canoe through the "piranha-infested-waters" is no way up the corporate ladder ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-8493627970362726556?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/8493627970362726556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/t.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/8493627970362726556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/8493627970362726556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/t.html' title='The Tenth'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SceQ4_LpC1I/AAAAAAAAACg/qCFFHSQpFMA/s72-c/eleventh.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-3431410918900947613</id><published>2009-03-17T18:02:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-03-17T18:05:23.736Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cookie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recycling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recycle'/><title type='text'>The Ninth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sb_l11kcmzI/AAAAAAAAACY/olAuj9RXtZw/s1600-h/ninth.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sb_l11kcmzI/AAAAAAAAACY/olAuj9RXtZw/s400/ninth.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314218798396250930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.. pretending that you are the Cookie-monster whilst sitting in the recycling bin is no way to make friends..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-3431410918900947613?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/3431410918900947613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/ninth.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/3431410918900947613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/3431410918900947613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/ninth.html' title='The Ninth'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sb_l11kcmzI/AAAAAAAAACY/olAuj9RXtZw/s72-c/ninth.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-811243069136240032</id><published>2009-03-16T13:36:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-03-16T13:41:23.205Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rodeo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><title type='text'>The Eight</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sb5WB7ULpOI/AAAAAAAAACQ/h1qxwos7iyk/s1600-h/eigth-reason.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sb5WB7ULpOI/AAAAAAAAACQ/h1qxwos7iyk/s400/eigth-reason.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313779201445962978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;..riding Rodeo on the new funky office chairs is strictly prohibited..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-811243069136240032?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/811243069136240032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/eight.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/811243069136240032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/811243069136240032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/eight.html' title='The Eight'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sb5WB7ULpOI/AAAAAAAAACQ/h1qxwos7iyk/s72-c/eigth-reason.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-3184737600654300772</id><published>2009-03-06T13:41:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-03-16T23:15:28.097Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minotaur'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='labyrinth'/><title type='text'>The Seventh Reason</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbEoRxEH25I/AAAAAAAAACI/E69snaGsgMY/s1600-h/puppet7.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbEoRxEH25I/AAAAAAAAACI/E69snaGsgMY/s400/puppet7.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310069721340042130" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.. rearranging the cubicles to resemble the Minotaur Labyrinth, and then offering the guide them to the "Bull-ring" is not appreciated.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-3184737600654300772?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/3184737600654300772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/seventh-reason.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/3184737600654300772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/3184737600654300772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/seventh-reason.html' title='The Seventh Reason'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbEoRxEH25I/AAAAAAAAACI/E69snaGsgMY/s72-c/puppet7.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-1249535309339394258</id><published>2009-03-05T13:05:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-03-05T13:09:50.318Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thumbtack'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thumb tack'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle reason puppetshow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mona lisa'/><title type='text'>The Sixth Reason</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(For Dijana)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because ...&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa_OP70bq4I/AAAAAAAAAA8/lCi_3QpvTwc/s1600-h/puppet6.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa_OP70bq4I/AAAAAAAAAA8/lCi_3QpvTwc/s400/puppet6.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309689258844072834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..apparently thumb-tacks are meant to be shared through the office, and NOT used as decoration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-1249535309339394258?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/1249535309339394258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/sixth-reason.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/1249535309339394258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/1249535309339394258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/sixth-reason.html' title='The Sixth Reason'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa_OP70bq4I/AAAAAAAAAA8/lCi_3QpvTwc/s72-c/puppet6.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-3944372088463810382</id><published>2009-03-04T13:07:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-03-17T20:53:25.124Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toilet paper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mummy'/><title type='text'>The Fifth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They dont want to give me a cubicle because&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa59QIVM2SI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vLsIjPTDml0/s1600-h/puppet5.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa59QIVM2SI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vLsIjPTDml0/s400/puppet5.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309318726784178466" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..apparently it's NOT funny to use the last toilet-paper in the ladies loo..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-3944372088463810382?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/3944372088463810382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/fifth.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/3944372088463810382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/3944372088463810382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/fifth.html' title='The Fifth'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa59QIVM2SI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vLsIjPTDml0/s72-c/puppet5.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-6135680711900041489</id><published>2009-03-04T09:04:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-03-17T20:52:51.736Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='speed bump'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prohibited'/><title type='text'>The Fourth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5EZcRmjqI/AAAAAAAAAAs/vnaIS3-Jh0k/s1600-h/puppet4.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5EZcRmjqI/AAAAAAAAAAs/vnaIS3-Jh0k/s400/puppet4.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309256214593834658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..speedbumps in the office, though highly effective, is equally prohibited..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-6135680711900041489?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/6135680711900041489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/fourth.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/6135680711900041489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/6135680711900041489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/fourth.html' title='The Fourth'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5EZcRmjqI/AAAAAAAAAAs/vnaIS3-Jh0k/s72-c/puppet4.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-6368447061812231734</id><published>2009-03-04T09:02:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-03-17T20:52:24.347Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='printer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='being'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peacock'/><title type='text'>The Third</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5DzNNlX2I/AAAAAAAAAAk/ZGtD1Rjxbso/s1600-h/puppet3.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5DzNNlX2I/AAAAAAAAAAk/ZGtD1Rjxbso/s400/puppet3.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309255557715418978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... apparently the office peacock is NOT an endangered species&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-6368447061812231734?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/6368447061812231734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/third.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/6368447061812231734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/6368447061812231734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/third.html' title='The Third'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5DzNNlX2I/AAAAAAAAAAk/ZGtD1Rjxbso/s72-c/puppet3.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-7710050529671018298</id><published>2009-03-04T08:56:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-03-17T20:51:34.380Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='puppetshow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><title type='text'>The Second</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They wont give me a cubicle because..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5Cb-1nLxI/AAAAAAAAAAc/XjPwU7qY9vs/s1600-h/puppet.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5Cb-1nLxI/AAAAAAAAAAc/XjPwU7qY9vs/s400/puppet.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309254059208158994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..they are afraid of my awesome puppetshow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-7710050529671018298?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/7710050529671018298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/second.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/7710050529671018298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/7710050529671018298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/second.html' title='The Second'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa5Cb-1nLxI/AAAAAAAAAAc/XjPwU7qY9vs/s72-c/puppet.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6409304690139925117.post-7528333763837391031</id><published>2009-03-04T07:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-03-04T07:39:49.505Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='watercooler'/><title type='text'>The First</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I cant have a cubicle because...&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa4v299AWPI/AAAAAAAAAAU/5e7y4m0TFFI/s1600-h/puppet2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa4v299AWPI/AAAAAAAAAAU/5e7y4m0TFFI/s400/puppet2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309233632106273010" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It is written .. she who controls the watercooler and the stapler,&lt;br /&gt;is Supreme Ruler of the office&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6409304690139925117-7528333763837391031?l=ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/feeds/7528333763837391031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/first.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/7528333763837391031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6409304690139925117/posts/default/7528333763837391031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/2009/03/first.html' title='The First'/><author><name>Reason Being</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01292861600587427709</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/SbAiM0Jo_II/AAAAAAAAABo/_o-cZZ10Y9E/S220/smee.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9MveB70riHQ/Sa4v299AWPI/AAAAAAAAAAU/5e7y4m0TFFI/s72-c/puppet2.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
